Subject: Re: The "Things absolutely NO ONE asked for" Topic 11th February 2018, 5:57 pm
I'm bored so I re-done Cold Open... Starring Aurora and Avisa.
Spoiler:
[Aurora and Avisa in a bar. Avisa sitting down, legs up on the table. Aurora leaning against the wall, drink in hand.]
[Two Bounty Hunters step in, escorting Noah with them, who walks off and past A&A]
Noah: Aurora.
Aurora: How are ya now?
Noah: Good and you?
Aurora: Not so bad.
Avisa: Hey Noah.
Noah: Go back to the ship, Avisa.
[Noah Exits]
[Bounty Hunters step up to A&A]
Bounty Hunter 1: Nice coat, does it come in whale sizes?
Aurora: I think you cum in whales enough for all of us.
Bounty Hunter 1: I think you better cum in my... Uh.. I mean... You better come...
Bounty Hunter 2: I think she means, 'you better come say that to her face, you fuckin' beasts'.
Avisa: Nice execution.
Aurora: You're doing terrific.
Bounty Hunter 1: Hey, I heard about your crew member. He was... What, saved from the Privateers, right?
Bounty Hunter 2: Your uh... Arashi sweetie, right?
Aurora: What's it to ya?
Bounty Hunter 2: Heard he died buddy
Bounty Hunter 1: That's a real kick in the flaps, hun,
Bounty Hunter 2: A real ouchie, girl
Bounty Hunter 1: It's too bad he told you to run, doll
Bounty Hunter 2: 'Cause that's a fight to the death with your crew and theirs buddy
Bounty Hunter 1: Gotta live your life, bro, huh?
Aurora: Maybe if you'd ever been in a real fight you might not be so keen for another.
Bounty Hunter 1: What'd you say?
Aurora: *Flicks drink aside* You heard me.
Bounty Hunter 1: Hold my flintlock *Passes it over* Coats off girls! *Removes coat and tosses it aside* You lookin' for a brawl, buddy? Lookin to have a go?!
Aurora: Pump the brakes.
Avisa: You take your coat off but leave your bicorn on?
Aurora: What sort of backwards fucking pageantry is that?
Avisa: Gonna fight with that hat or play 52 card pickup?
Bounty Hunter 2: Hold my flintlock *Attempts to pass it*
Bounty Hunter 1: I can't hold your flintlock, you're holding mine, just put them down.
Avisa: Would you look at those fucking balloons...
Aurora: What's up with your fucking chest, big shoot? You look like a mast with two canteloupes nailed to it. Your commanding officer pump those for ya?
Avisa: You can pump my commanding officer. You guys collect bounties?
Aurora: Well you can get bountae fuck.
Avisa: Bounce tarts. How many times you rung your bell today, hun?
Bounty Hunter 1: *Steps back, shocked* What?!
Avisa: Aw, she's bashful.
Aurora: Come on, muffin, I won't tell anyone.
Avisa: *Spits to the side*
Aurora: Ballpark sixteen? You're a fucking animal.
Avisa: *Wiggles fingers in front of crotch* Ye play a little five on one?
Aurora: Hit the pantry, mix a batch?
Avisa: Feed the seagulls?
Aurora: Distribute some free literature?
Bounty Hunter 1: ...GO TIME!
Bounty Hunter 2: Fuc... Fucking hell!
Noah: Velvet, Garm, put your fucking coats on and get out of here!
Bounty Hunter 1&2: THIS ISN'T OVER!
Aurora: Jinx, you owe me a rum.
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Subject: Re: The "Things absolutely NO ONE asked for" Topic 11th February 2018, 6:02 pm
A&A:
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yep:
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Any fans of faruba out there?:
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