Moment of the Day {MotD}

[14:56:52 05/10/12] Mist : faggotry
[14:56:54 05/10/12] Mist : ALL OF IT
[14:57:01 05/10/12] @ Zen : you'll need a shinu for animal path
[14:57:10 05/10/12] Mist : roll around in hell nigga
[14:57:19 05/10/12] @ Zen : a literal human puppet for.....
[14:57:23 05/10/12] Mist : I'll send you a bottle of water
[14:57:31 05/10/12] * Zen walks away to get cutting knife
[14:57:38 05/10/12] * Mist runs
[14:57:48 05/10/12] @ Zen : nah dont run now
[14:57:53 05/10/12] * Zen chases misty
[14:58:07 05/10/12] @ The Yakuza : <.<
[14:58:17 05/10/12] @ Zen : back to what i was saying, a literal human puppet for Asura Path
[14:58:24 05/10/12] * Mist flees gorotsuki style
[14:58:45 05/10/12] Mist : Zen do you taste like chocolate?
[14:58:51 05/10/12] Mist : I always wondered
[14:58:54 05/10/12] @ Zen : Deva Path is a...Kaironokuma Clan member
[14:59:08 05/10/12] @ Zen : Human path is an Ibwa
[14:59:29 05/10/12] @ Zen : Naraka Path is a sealing specialist
[14:59:39 05/10/12] Mist :
[14:59:45 05/10/12] Mist : for you
[14:59:48 05/10/12] Mist : my lovely Zen
[15:00:00 05/10/12] @ Zen : and preta path is some dude who can absorb
[15:00:09 05/10/12] @ Zen : oh this bitch is dead
[15:00:27 05/10/12] * Zen tackles misty
[15:00:29 05/10/12] Cacao : Hm?
[15:00:42 05/10/12] @ The Yakuza : No no no
[15:00:49 05/10/12] * Mist flees
[15:00:54 05/10/12] @ The Yakuza : Jews get shit done
[15:01:56 05/10/12] * Zen throws a knife at misty's back
[15:02:29 05/10/12] @ Zen : cacy, help me kill her and i'll pay you
[15:02:49 05/10/12] * Mist dodges... continues fleeing
[15:02:53 05/10/12] Cacao : o.o Why?
[15:03:03 05/10/12] @ Zen : scroll up and look at the spoiler
[15:03:15 05/10/12] * Zen shoots misty in the back with an AK-47
[15:03:16 05/10/12] Mist :
[15:03:25 05/10/12] Mist : <3
[15:03:29 05/10/12] Mist : truthness
[15:03:48 05/10/12] @ Zen : no you lie
[15:04:37 05/10/12] Cacao : Don't be mean to Zen, Mist. He bites back.
[15:04:56 05/10/12] @ Zen : cacy would know
[15:05:01 05/10/12] @ Zen : ~winks~
[15:05:39 05/10/12] Cacao : Nope.
[15:05:47 05/10/12] Cacao : Heard it from other people. Hearsay, really.
[15:05:52 05/10/12] Cacao : It could be false.
[15:05:55 05/10/12] Mist :
[15:06:02 05/10/12] @ Zen : TT^TT so what we did meant nothing to you
[15:06:29 05/10/12] @ The Yakuza : lol Mist is wacist today
[15:06:38 05/10/12] Cacao : I bet I could beat that shark in a boxing match.
[15:06:46 05/10/12] Cacao : Not so sure about the other fellow.
[15:06:55 05/10/12] @ Zen : thats what im saying
[15:07:18 05/10/12] * Zen stabs misty in the stomach
[15:07:27 05/10/12] @ Zen : doing this OJ style
[15:08:22 05/10/12] Cacao : Orange Juice doesn't stab people in the stomach. Often.
[15:08:33 05/10/12] Cacao : You're thinking more kool aid style.
[15:09:05 05/10/12] Cacao : Breaking and entering? I wouldn't put manslaughter past him.
[15:09:24 05/10/12] @ Zen : i know Oh'Canada isnt talking
[15:09:39 05/10/12] @ Zen : ...actually is that you cacy or somebody else i cant remember
[15:10:20 05/10/12] Cacao : No idea what you're talking about, so...
[15:10:52 05/10/12] @ The Yakuza : .
[15:11:48 05/10/12] @ Zen : basically asking are you from canada
[15:12:30 05/10/12] Cacao : Yup.
[15:13:11 05/10/12] @ Zen : okay, all i remembered is that it was a gray person
[15:13:23 05/10/12] * Zen kicks mist
[15:13:31 05/10/12] @ Zen : wtf that
[15:13:40 05/10/12] Cacao : Akayuuki is too.
[15:13:47 05/10/12] Cacao : So that might've been it.
[15:13:54 05/10/12] @ Zen : messing with me
[15:14:09 05/10/12] @ Zen : i should kick you next cacy
[15:15:35 05/10/12] Cacao : Why? o.o
[15:15:39 05/10/12] @ Zen : lol i cant even remember what you said, but i know it deserves a kick
[15:16:04 05/10/12] Cacao : Unless you were offended by my insulting kool aid, I can't see why.
[15:16:15 05/10/12] @ The Yakuza : .
[15:16:19 05/10/12] @ Zen : oh yeah, that was a black joke
[15:16:27 05/10/12] Cacao : It was?
[15:16:39 05/10/12] @ Zen : sounded that way
[15:16:40 05/10/12] Cacao : I was more making a remark about how that crap makes me sick. >_<
[15:16:51 05/10/12] @ Zen : lol
[15:17:41 05/10/12] * Zen glares at misty
[15:18:42 05/10/12] Mist : nigga
[15:18:43 05/10/12] Cacao : If I wanted to make a black joke, it'd be more like "You know the difference between a vampire and a black person? You can see the vampire coming at night. Pasty bitches."
[15:18:52 05/10/12] Cacao : plzdon'tkillme.
[15:19:06 05/10/12] @ Zen : ....
[15:19:36 05/10/12] @ Zen : see, i cant do this over the int. I need to meet misty in person so i can kill her properly
[15:19:52 05/10/12] Cacao : I have a really lame sense of humor. >_< I'm sorry.
[15:20:12 05/10/12] @ Zen : lol we went over my sense of humor cacy, believe me yours is normal
[15:21:15 05/10/12] Mist : mine is totally normal
[15:22:08 05/10/12] @ Zen : yours is going to get your throat cut out
[15:23:08 05/10/12] Cacao : I think Mist usually knows not to mention it in public. She's still alive, after all.
[15:23:37 05/10/12] @ Zen : that is true
[15:24:48 05/10/12] @ The Yakuza : ..
[15:25:05 05/10/12] @ Zen : somebody hold mist down so i can cut her oepen
[15:25:06 05/10/12] @ Zen : *open
[15:25:29 05/10/12] Cacao : Is it for science?
[15:25:30 05/10/12] Mist : cut me open?
[15:25:32 05/10/12] Mist : RAPE
[15:25:40 05/10/12] @ Zen : yes...
[15:25:45 05/10/12] @ Zen : "science"
[15:26:05 05/10/12] Cacao : I don't like the way you used parenthesis there.
[15:26:08 05/10/12] Mist : he blinded me with SCIENCE
[15:26:16 05/10/12] @ Zen : ...in what world does "cut you open" mean rape
[15:27:38 05/10/12] @ Zen : imma blind you with something
[15:29:58 05/10/12] @ Zen : you know im just gonna do it old school and kidnap misty
[15:30:13 05/10/12] @ Zen : im just gonna kidnap her and sell her into slavery
[15:30:29 05/10/12] Mist : oooh
[15:30:37 05/10/12] Mist : Zen is turning into Blackler
[15:30:45 05/10/12] Cacao : Hm.
[15:31:04 05/10/12] @ Zen : Blackler?
[15:33:10 05/10/12] Mist : black hitler
[15:33:14 05/10/12] Mist : duh
[15:33:37 05/10/12] @ Zen : nah, im not as stupid as hitler
[15:35:17 05/10/12] Mist : blackler is smarter then hitler
[15:35:57 05/10/12] @ Zen : blackler will make sure misty wakes up underwater in Cuba
[15:36:32 05/10/12] Mist : why not Jamaica? you'd make a better gettaway there
[15:36:38 05/10/12] Mist : cuz youll fit in
[15:37:07 05/10/12] @ Zen : haha
[15:37:31 05/10/12] Mist : he laughs
[15:37:36 05/10/12] Mist : but he is really pissed
[15:37:48 05/10/12] Mist : the nigganess is strong with this one
[15:37:58 05/10/12] Mist : I can keep going all night...
[15:38:26 05/10/12] @ Zen : and i can scatter your body parts around the US
[15:39:31 05/10/12] Mist : ooh
[15:39:33 05/10/12] Mist : im scared
[15:39:55 05/10/12] @ Zen : but dont worry, i'll mail cola your lower parts
[15:41:10 05/10/12] Mist : <.<
[15:41:14 05/10/12] Mist : thats it im going all out
[15:41:18 05/10/12] @ Zen : lol
[15:41:30 05/10/12] @ Zen : bring it munchin
[15:43:29 05/10/12] Mist :
[15:44:07 05/10/12] @ Zen : ....
[15:44:09 05/10/12] @ Zen : ........
[15:44:21 05/10/12] @ Zen : ...............
[15:44:46 05/10/12] @ Zen : im trying to figure out if i should fill you full of 20 holes
[15:44:50 05/10/12] @ Zen : or laugh
[15:45:24 05/10/12] Mist : thats priceless right there
[15:45:34 05/10/12] Mist : aww Zenny
[15:45:38 05/10/12] Mist : you know I love you <3
[15:46:06 05/10/12] @ Zen : it was funny
[15:48:48 05/10/12] Mist : then there were two
[15:49:33 05/10/12] @ Zen : are we gonna die
[15:51:12 05/10/12] Mist : everyone dies at some point
[15:51:14 05/10/12] Mist : so yes
[15:51:41 05/10/12] @ Zen : TT^TT
[15:53:45 05/10/12] Mist : <3
[15:53:53 05/10/12] Mist : lets bang before we die
[15:54:24 05/10/12] @ Zen : shit dont gotta tell me twice
[15:54:31 05/10/12] * Zen rips pants off
[15:54:33 05/10/12] @ Zen : lol
[15:55:39 05/10/12] Mist : xD
[15:56:10 05/10/12] @ Zen : to much?
[15:57:19 05/10/12] Mist : maww
[15:57:22 05/10/12] Mist : naww*
[16:00:23 05/10/12] @ Zen : lol can i put my pants back on
[16:01:01 05/10/12] Mist : uh huh
[16:01:34 05/10/12] * Zen puts pants back on
[16:01:38 05/10/12] @ Zen : this is awkward
[16:01:50 05/10/12] Mist : lol
[16:02:25 05/10/12] @ Zen : well you got to see me, so rip your pants off
[16:05:20 05/10/12] Mist : hell no

[11:40:22 06/10/12] ℳona : Vance, Wanna play a game of Fellatio?
For those not in on the joke:
[12:06:34 06/10/12] Vance : I'm 6th grade

[12:02:53 06/10/12] Tetsu : >.> Why do you keep kicking people for saying that GOD!!!!?
[12:03:04 06/10/12] Vance : https://narutobeginnings.forumotion.com/t1154-the-bijuu-list
[12:03:15 06/10/12] @ GOD!!!! : no for saying it
[12:03:17 06/10/12] Tetsu : hey zen
[12:03:20 06/10/12] Cacao : Hi Zen
[12:03:22 06/10/12] Tetsu : why?
[12:03:29 06/10/12] @ GOD!!!! : so I don't have to be the adult and teach you oral sex
[12:03:41 06/10/12] Vance : How did you create a forum? That's deep.
[12:03:48 06/10/12] @ Zen : what is going on here?
[12:03:55 06/10/12] Cola : Put it as blankly as possible
[12:03:57 06/10/12] Tetsu : Probably all except Vance knows what Fellatio is
[12:04:10 06/10/12] @ The Yakuza : ....
[12:04:23 06/10/12] Cola : *raises hand* I'll tell him what it is.
[12:04:33 06/10/12] Vance : What is "that"? What, so F... is a oral $3X game?
[12:04:38 06/10/12] Cola : I great at sex education
[12:05:15 06/10/12] Cola : You see Vance...
[12:05:37 06/10/12] Vance : Oh, nevermind.
[12:05:37 06/10/12] Cola : Nah i'm just joking, i can't do this
[12:05:43 06/10/12] Vance : Lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
[12:05:47 06/10/12] Cola : Its like ruining childhood.
[12:05:56 06/10/12] Kenji : When a mommy and a daddy love each other ve-
[12:06:07 06/10/12] Kenji : ok actually when the mommy fucks up and needs to repay her man
[12:06:10 06/10/12] @ GOD!!!! : there is no love involved there
[12:06:28 06/10/12] @ Zen : none at all
[12:06:34 06/10/12] Vance : I'm 6th grade not 1st grade.
[12:06:38 06/10/12] Cola : I'm waiting for someone to just say it
[12:06:41 06/10/12] @ GOD!!!! : so Hat wts the plan here?
[12:06:43 06/10/12] Cola : 6th grade
[12:06:45 06/10/12] Cola : fuck it
[12:06:45 06/10/12] @ GOD!!!! : hand Rosuto over?
[12:06:50 06/10/12] @ GOD!!!! : kill the parents
[12:06:51 06/10/12] Cola : The penis goes in the mouth
[12:06:54 06/10/12] @ GOD!!!! : kill self?
[12:07:07 06/10/12] Vance : But, I understand where you come from.
[12:07:16 06/10/12] @ GOD!!!! : I got it tibs
[12:07:18 06/10/12] Cola : He ain't no child
[12:07:19 06/10/12] @ GOD!!!! : Go to google
[12:07:25 06/10/12] @ GOD!!!! : type in Blow Job
[12:07:27 06/10/12] Cola : He's an early teen
[12:07:30 06/10/12] @ GOD!!!! : hit I'm feeling lucky
[12:07:36 06/10/12] @ The Yakuza : ....
[12:07:36 06/10/12] Cola : I was jacking off at his age
[12:07:38 06/10/12] @ Zen : and we'll see you in 30 mins
[12:07:45 06/10/12] Cola : see ya Den
[12:07:50 06/10/12] Cola : Oh
[12:07:55 06/10/12] @ Zen : yea
[12:07:57 06/10/12] @ GOD!!!! : wait wait wait
[12:07:58 06/10/12] Cola : I missread that pretty badly
[12:08:00 06/10/12] @ GOD!!!! : what is it
[12:08:05 06/10/12] @ GOD!!!! : lemonparty.org?
[12:08:10 06/10/12] @ Zen : you did
[12:08:15 06/10/12] Cola : hmm?
[12:08:38 06/10/12] Vance : LOL!
[12:09:04 06/10/12] Vance : What to do now?
[12:09:35 06/10/12] @ Zen : lol watch a vid, and we'll see you in 30 mins
[12:09:44 06/10/12] Kenji : or 4
[12:09:48 06/10/12] @ Zen : thats bout it
[12:09:59 06/10/12] Kenji : depending on whether or not he figures out how to use his right hand
[12:10:11 06/10/12] Vance : I can't watch these types of videos. Lol!
[12:11:57 06/10/12] @ Zen : he might be left handed kenji
[12:12:04 06/10/12] Cola : Can't get a stiffy yet?
[12:12:14 06/10/12] Cola : thats okay
[12:12:17 06/10/12] Cola : your time will come
[12:12:49 06/10/12] @ Zen : and if you cant watch those vids vance, dont ask what a blow job is
[12:13:02 06/10/12] Cola : Nom Nom Nom
[12:13:12 06/10/12] Cola : Thats how a female would explain it