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 The Gossip(pt.1): We all know da shit about Zena and Zeke ,right?

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PostSubject: The Gossip(pt.1): We all know da shit about Zena and Zeke ,right?   10th September 2018, 12:52 pm

A news article is at the door of Mahougakure.Just a typical day in the land of wonder and magic. Just like everyday the sun rises, the birds chirp , and the children play. But today may have been a bit better than your typical Monday morning in Mahougakure. Today the hot gossip is out and about! Everyone and i mean EVVVERRRRYYYOONNNE is talking about it. This is pure craziness how could a village so noble in its upbringing , bring forth such individuals of this caliber.  Ok, so don't tell anyone that i told you this but rumor has it that, Zeke and Zena both had to *bird poop stain ruined a word in the gossip section* their sensei for a spot on *more bird poop ruining the paper*. Worst part about it.. Their teammate , Shinji witnessed and documented the WHOLE THING! If I were the kage, i would have these two completely removed from the roster. If not the whole damn village , these  damn *more poop*. " Towards the end of the article there's this fine picture of the author:
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Yea, that photo is not fake at all. But regardless if these rumors and accusations are false, someone should do something about it. Who knows what can be done, but here's a clue for them, the address on the news article reads. 5560 NW 176th street, Mage drive. Unfortunately the owner likes to keep a civil working environment and doesn't like to be visited by shinobi.  Hey go figure, at least you tried, right?

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PostSubject: Re: The Gossip(pt.1): We all know da shit about Zena and Zeke ,right?   11th September 2018, 5:52 pm

Zena made her way through the market place,  she was pretty low on food in her dorm and had to pick some up. Usually she would have Zeke do it for her so she could avoid going out but he was tired from training the day before and she wanted to let him rest. Zena let out a groan as she turned a corner onto the busiest street in the area. There were tons of people out today, she was starting to regret not bugging Zeke after all. As she passed by a group of what looked like shinobi sitting down and relaxing she couldn't help but notice them giving her a really weird look. However she didn't think too much of it at first and went on with her shopping. She got her essentials and made her way towards the dorms, carrying a big bag over her shoulder. On her way she glanced and noticed an older shinobi reading a newspaper, he looked up and gave her the same look the group prior had given her. What the hell? Was their something on her face or what?

Walking up the final street before the dorms something struck Zena in the face and she couldn't see, dropping her bag and falling backwards onto her bum. She pulled it off of her face to find that it was a newspaper that had blown in the wind and hit her. "Awesome... why do such unlucky things happen to me." she thought to herself. Zena damn near threw the newspaper away before something caught her eye. It was her name! On a newspaper, but not just her name, Zeke's too. She looked over it quickly and gripped it tightly in a clenched fist. Zena was so pissed of that she left her bag of groceries laying on the ground and stormed off to Zeke's dorm and would pound on the door harder than ever before. "Look at this shit." she would say once he answered the door, thrusting the newspaper forward towards him.

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PostSubject: Re: The Gossip(pt.1): We all know da shit about Zena and Zeke ,right?   12th September 2018, 1:37 pm

As Zena bangs on Zeke's door like a mad woman one of his neighbors would wake up. " ALRIGHT ALRIGHT! IM COMING , SHIT! people are soo impatient." Some skinny man with a news paper in hand came out searching for the person knocking on his door. Thats when he'd realize that no one was knocking on his door, that it was just zena knocking too damn hard. Wait... it was Zena! He'd quickly look down then shuffle through the papers trying to reference the article he just read. " Hey! hey.. u...You're Zena aren't you?...Fuck Yea you are! Oh my good, is it .. you know. Is it true?" Before she could even answer he'd smack himself on the forehead then say, " Well of course its true! just look at you. And they wouldnt print it in the papers if it wasn't." He'd start blushing, " I don't think Zeke is here, but.. u can come on in here. I know its just breakfast but ..I can find something for you to do...." His face turns red at the possibilities of Breakfast time fun.

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PostSubject: Re: The Gossip(pt.1): We all know da shit about Zena and Zeke ,right?   13th September 2018, 12:58 pm

Zeke was still sleeping in, he went to hard during his training and it wiped him out. Sleep was truly a peaceful thing and then, “BAM BAM BAM!” Someone was knocking at his door. Zeke was normally an early bird and the one time he chose to sleep in, THE ONE TIME! He let out a sigh shuffled out of bed and put some presentable clothes on. ”Hold your horses I’m coming!” He already realized it was Zena by how she was knocking so frequently. It was probably some good news about a successful jutsu or something.

Zeke opened his door and saw both Zena and that creepy dude who looks to old to still be in the academy was out in his morning attire. He cocked an eyebrow and looked peeved. Zeke had the newspaper shoved in his face before he could say anything. ”What the?” Zeke read the dirty paper and the more he read the harder the vein on his temple pulsates with fury. He looked over at his ‘dorm mate’ and he threw a shuriken at the wood of his door. ”They do know you’re my sister right? What is this contrived nonsense! And you! Go back into your room before I get really mad!” he went on to say as his voice rose to a yell as who the hell could’ve made this! This trite! What is going on here?!

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PostSubject: Re: The Gossip(pt.1): We all know da shit about Zena and Zeke ,right?   15th September 2018, 5:58 pm

After seeing that mornings events and having spotted Zena around the dorm heading inside, Shinji was sure it was all false, and was a bit pissed but there was nothing he could do about it. Instead he followed Zena behind corners and listened in on some other guy speaking. What he said was really disgusting, so much so that without showing himself, Shinji went out the nearest window and went around to the other guy's room window where he would silently make his way inside using the wall walking method. While all were distracted he set a paper bomb on the guys fridge, sink, bed and couch before making his way out and back to the front door where he would make the release seals to set off all four paper bombs, setting off a mini explosion in the guys room while they were all going at it. He would then use the transformation jutsu to make himself into one of the bushes near the door.
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PostSubject: Re: The Gossip(pt.1): We all know da shit about Zena and Zeke ,right?   18th September 2018, 2:31 pm

The lover boy freaked out at the sight of Zeke. He looked soo intense, which only made the idea more sickening when he'd reveal to the lover boy that he and hot Zena were in fact siblings. To Lover Boy Charles, this was just terrible to imagine someone with such an intense look using that same intense look on his own sister in bed. Charles was getting sick to his stomach but before he could even express his disgust Zeke threw a wooden shuriken at his door that completely startled him. " Aw shit fella! No need for...AHHHHHH!" A few explosions would go off from within his room. Charles' sink, fridge, and other pieces of furniture exploded around the same moment that the shuriken hit the door. Was this the power of Zeke's KKG? Unbelievable, charles has heard of ninjas with special powers and stuff pertaining to the use of chakra but he always believed it to be some form of sleight of hand tactic. But after his furniture decided to just blow up like that he couldn't deny the power on display. He'd fall to his knees and bow to Zeke and sexy Zena. " OH DEAR PLEAAAASSSEEE! Dont hurt me, its not my fault that i am weak. Zena has the body of a God Beast and the ass of a Bijuu! How could i deny her beauty, you should know what i mean Zeke. Please dont be mad at me its all here in the papers. I would've never put your business out there, if anything its your friend Shinji's fault. I think he must've told a reporter of what's going on with you two." Clearly Charles had no idea that Shinji was around, but he'd show Zeke the paper in his hand as proof. " If you want justice you should start by going to the news station. The address is on the paper. "

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